Charmin Ultra Strong: Enjoying the Go?

Unless you’ve been hibernating, you’ve seen the animated commercials for Charmin Ultra Strong featuring bears and their dingleberries. Are these commercials annoying? Does a bear sh*t in the woods?

To make matters worse, they’ve recently added the line “Enjoy the go!” Enjoy the go? Do they think I’m saying to myself, “Gee, I can’t wait until this afternoon when I can sit down and unwind with a nice long dump”?

Enjoy the go. Picture it — it’s Friday night. You had plans to go out on a hot date, but instead, you call her up and say, “Hey hun, I know we were supposed to go out to dinner tonight but I think I’m just going to stay in and pinch a loaf.”

Don’t worry. She’ll understand. She knows how much fun doing a deuce is.

Here’s a parody I found on YouTube.

If you want to find out more about enjoying your go, you’ll enjoy going to Charmin’s website.

By Marc Librescu


3 responses to “Charmin Ultra Strong: Enjoying the Go?

  1. Oh man, this had me laughing the whole way through. Your Friday night story would make a GREAT parody on some comedy show.

    Do you have any interest in doing commentary on or analysis of other media, like movies? You would be great at it.

    • Thanks.

      My tolerance for bad movies is so low that I’d never be able to do movie reviews. My reviews would read something like: “The first half of this movie was shite, and the second half was even more shite.”

      I’m working on doing some cartooning right now. That combines writing and humor and doesn’t require me to sit through two hours of Sylvester Stallone leading a group of geriatric mercenaries on a mission that can only be completed by old people with millions of dollars of cosmetic surgery.

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