Better Marriage Blanket Filters a Mighty Wind

This is a TV commercial for something called The Better Marriage Blanket. It has a layer of activated charcoal that is supposed to filter out your “flatulence molecules.”

My favorite part of this commercial is where they say: “It makes a great wedding gift or anniversary gift!” I imagine if you gave this as a wedding gift, the bride and groom would cut you out of their lives. If you gave it as an anniversary gift, you’d probably be on the way to divorce court.

By Marc Librescu

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2 responses to “Better Marriage Blanket Filters a Mighty Wind

  1. This is phenomenal. I’m an organic chemist by trade. “Flatulence molecules” is wonderful.