Better Marriage Blanket Filters a Mighty Wind

This is a TV commercial for something called The Better Marriage Blanket. It has a layer of activated charcoal that is supposed to filter out your “flatulence molecules.”

My favorite part of this commercial is where they say: “It makes a great wedding gift, or anniversary gift!” I imagine that if you gave this as a wedding gift, it would be the end of your relationship with the new bride and groom. If you gave it as an anniversary gift, you’d probably be on the way to divorce court.

By Marc Librescu


2 responses to “Better Marriage Blanket Filters a Mighty Wind

  1. This is phenomenal. I’m an organic chemist by trade. “Flatulence molecules” is wonderful.