“Look at this beautiful woman I am with. She is my mistress. She is more beautiful than the woman you are with. She is more beautiful, even, than my wife, actress Melanie Griffith. I am a very lucky man.
This is my beautiful wife,
actress Melanie Griffith.
“If you are a woman, you will buy my new fragrance, Blue Seduction, because it is the scent that drives me wild. I will make love to you until you can no longer walk. It does not matter if you are fat or not so pleasing to the eye. I will love you. Come to me, now, my love.
“If you are a man, you will buy my new fragrance, Blue Seduction, so you can smell just like me. It is a smell that women cannot resist. You will be able to attract women who look just like my beautiful wife, actress Melanie Griffith.
“Actually, if you want her, she is yours. Take her. Please.”