This is a TV commercial for something called The Better Marriage Blanket. It has a layer of activated charcoal that is supposed to filter out your “flatulence molecules.”
My favorite part of this commercial is where they say: “It makes a great wedding gift, or anniversary gift!” I imagine that if you gave this as a wedding gift, it would be the end of your relationship with the new bride and groom. If you gave it as an anniversary gift, you’d probably be on the way to divorce court.




This is phenomenal. I’m an organic chemist by trade. “Flatulence molecules” is wonderful.
You mean they didn’t teach you about flatulence molecules in college? For godsake man, where did you go to school? : )