Monthly Archives: May 2009

Just For Fun: Postbank

Bio-Oil is Making Copy

Bio Oil ad

This is an ad for something called Bio-Oil. It features a lengthy testimonial that uses Courier type to made to look like it was typed using a typewriter on paper. Remember typewriters?

The testimonial is followed by more lengthy copy that extolls the virtues of Bio-Oil in tiny little print. Who do they expect is going to read all of this copy?

Nestlé Lil’ Drums Let’s You Try it on For Size

Nestle Lil' Drums ad

Front

Nestle Lil' Drims

Back

This is ad for Nestlé Lil’ Drums ice cream cones is outstanding. The ad runs on the front and back of the same page. The black circles are actually holes cut out of the page where the reader can insert her fingers (and who can pass that up?). Once fingers are inserted, it looks like the reader is holding the ice cream cone or the dollar bill. The $1.00-off coupon is a nice touch.

In addition to being clever and different, this ad gets the reader to visualize herself holding the product, which is brilliant.

Break out the monkeys!

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The coveted 5 Monkeys Award!

 

Garmin is a Smash

Garmin Ad

It’s a good thing that these two are traveling ”traffic free” because the style of the image used in this ad for Garmin suggests drug or alcohol use (possibly both), most likely culminating in a crack-up. If there are no other cars on the road, at least they won’t kill anyone else.

Just For Fun: Chasers War Ad Road Test – Athelete’s Foot

Just For Fun: Milk Commercial

Covergirl & Drew: Perfect Together

Covergirl ad

I usually don’t review cosmetic ads because they’re basically all the same. This ad for Covergirl Lashblast Luxe features Drew Barrymore. This is part of an ad campaign that uses Drew as their model.

The people at Covergirl are very smart for using Drew because, as you can see, the cameras loves her.

Apple’s Next Commercial

ad_287Yesterday, I talked about how Microsoft’s commercials have influenced consumers’ perception of PCs based on value. Today, I thought I’d throw out my suggestion on how Apple should respond. Here’s my idea for the next Apple commercial.

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The scene opens in a coffee shop where STEPHANIE, a 2o-something woman is working away on her PC laptop. Across from her, MAC GUY is working away on a MacBook. Suddenly, Stephanie’s face is contorted with fear.

STEPHANIE
(screaming) 
Oh my God! Oh my God! Noooo!

Customers all stop what they’re doing and look at her.

MAC GUY
(looks up from his Mac) 
What’s the matter?

STEPHANIE
My PC froze up and now it won’t boot!
All my work is on there! I’m (beep)ed.

MAC GUY
What were you doing?

STEPHANIE
I don’t know. I clicked on a link in
an e-mail that I thought came from
one of my friends. The next thing I
knew the whole PC just froze and
now the PC won’t boot and if I lose
all my work, I’m in big trouble.

MAC GUY
It sounds like a virus. This probably isn’t
a good time to bring this up, but why didn’t
you get a Mac? They’re virtually virus-free.

STEPHANIE
I don’t know. This PC was cheap. Cheap
piece of junk is more like it. What am I
going to do? I’m writing a paper for law
school and if it’s gone, I won’t be able to
submit it when it’s due and I’ll fail the class! 

MAC GUY
I’m really sorry. What’s your name?

STEPHANIE
I’m Stephanie. Say, aren’t you…

MAC GUY
I’m a Mac.

STEPHANIE
I’m (beep)ed.

Microsoft Gains Ground in Computer Ad War

It appears that the Microsoft commericals created by Crispin Porter + Bogusky are working. According to Advertising Age:

Based on daily interviews of 5,000 people, BrandIndex found the (18-to-34 year-old) age group gave Apple its highest rating in late winter, when it notched a value score of 70 on a scale of -100 to 100 (a score of zero means that people are giving equal amounts of positive and negative feedback about a brand). But its score began to fall shortly after and, despite brief rallies, hovers around 12.4 today.

Microsoft, on the other hand, has risen from near zero in early February to a value-perception score of 46.2.

Apple has responded to the Microsoft commericals in its own commercials, which stress reliability and freedom from viruses.

I’ve said it before—the truth is that Macs are too expensive. Macs have always been too expensive. The reason Apple hasn’t made inroads in the market historically (despite having a superior product) is due solely to the fact that they were priced so much higher than PCs. In today’s economy, the company who has a brand that customers define as providing the best value is going to have the advantage.

Soyjoy Tries a New Angle

soyjoy ad

This ad for Soyjoy is in stark contrast with their previous ad campaign, which looked like it was designed by a 5-year-old. This is a beautiful ad, full of copy that wistfully extols the ancient virtues of the mighty soybean.

In fact, if you didn’t break out the magnifying glass to see the product shot, you might think this was an ad for soybeans. The word Soyjoy appears in the copy once; it’s the last word in the last sentence of the last paragraph.

I’ve already mentioned that I tried this product and I thought it was awful. Let’s put that aside and focus on the question of whether soybeans are really as good for us as the natural foods industry would have us believe.

The most important reason to avoid soy in your diet is because soy contains a compound called phytoestrogens. Once in the body, phytoestrogens mimic the effects of estrogen. In fact:

In 1992, the Swiss health service estimated that 100 grams of soy protein provided the estrogenic equivalent of the Pill.

Source: Dr. Joseph Mercola

If you’re a woman, you probably don’t want phytoestrogens in your body. If you’re a man, you certainly don’t want phytoestrogens in your body.

Another possible problem with soy is that it depresses thyroid function. It’s beyond the scope of this blog post to list all the negative aspects of eating soybeans and soy-based products. If you’d like to read the criticism of soy by Dr. Mercola you can read the full article on his website. If you can ignore the seemingly incendiary of the title, you may want to read the series of articles by Jim Rutz. Here’s one more article from Mothering magazine.

Soy is big business and it’s added to practically every food. Check the label of just about every food product and you’ll find soy in the form of soy protein, soy isolate, or soybean oil.

Understand that when Soyjoy claims that “for thousands of years, all around the world, soy has been an integral part of cultures and diets,” you can just as easily say that for thousands of years, all around the world, people thought the Earth was flat and if you sailed out too far, you’d find monsters, then you’d fall off the edge. Ancient Chinese and Indian cosmogeny held that the world was carried on the backs of four elephants, which were in turn carried by a tortoise.

tortoise

While it’s great to have reverence for ancient cultures, just because a culture is old doesn’t mean that everything they believed is true—just as you can’t believe everything you read in an ad is true.