Monthly Archives: January 2009

SoCo + Mardi Gras = Responsible Drinking

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In a world where everything has to be simplified for stupid people, Washington Mutual Bank wants to be known as WaMu, and Southern Comfort is now SoCo. As more alcoholic beverage brands jump on this ridiculous bandwagon, how long will it be before we see BuWe Beer instead of Budweiser and Johnny Walker Scotch starts calling itself JoWa?

This ad invokes Mardi Gras, where the sound of “Show us your tits,” echoes through New Orleans while grown adults (some of them drunk on SoCo) stagger down the streets trying to catch a glimpse of  women flashing their breasts.

At the bottom left of this ad are the words: DRINK RESPONSIBLY. After all, drinking responsibly is what Mardi Gras is all about.

WARNING: The following video contains explicit language.

Campbell’s: Flavorful Soup, Weak Message

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I like the way this ad for Campbell’s condensed soup uses the colors from the label in the foreground and background. It’s a nice touch.

It’s the message of the ad that I wonder about. They’re saying that when they make condensed soup, they don’t start out with regular soup and then boil it down. Instead, they add less water right from the start, which makes the soup more flavorful.

I infer from reading this ad that there are other companies making condensed soup by boiling out the water. But I can’t even think of any other companies other than Campbell’s who make condensed soup.

According to How Products Are Made, when chemist John T. Dorrance invented condensed soup  for Joseph Campbell Preserve Company at the turn of the 20th century, this is how he did it:

Using his knowledge of chemistry, Dorrance set about to create a better condensed soup. He reasoned that by reducing half of the soup’s water, the weight would be considerably decreased. His challenge was to create a strong stock that would hold its flavor when water was added to reconstitute the soups. In effect, Dorrance was creating a sauce.

So the process that Campbell’s is describing in their ad is the same process used to manufacture condensed soup since it was invented about 100 years ago. It’s likely that if any other company makes condensed soup, they do it the same way. It just doesn’t make any sense to make ready-to-eat soup and then boil away half the water.

If no other company makes condensed soup by boiling away half the water, and no one imagines that’s how it’s made, what exactly is the point of this ad?

Quaker True Delights Too Good To Be True

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Other than looking a little like an Allstate ad, this ad for Quaker True Delights is pretty good. The idea of hands holding food strikes me as being somewhat unsanitary but I’m not going to nitpick. The nuts, chocolate, raspberries, and granola look pretty good.

You’re invited to be delighted. Great headline. Then there’s the copy:

From first sight to last bite, you’ll be delighted with NEW Quaker True Delights. An abundant combination of luscious raspberries, rich dark chocolate, and whole almonds, all at 14 calories.

Wow. That sounds pretty good. It makes you want to try the product.

So I did. And boy was I disappointed. The product doesn’t look like the photo on the box. In my opinion, it tasted pretty bland—not at all what I expected from the ad. I was not delighted.

Non-Toxic Spot Shot

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When I first looked at this ad, I thought it was for an air freshener. After all, the image shows a spray bottle spraying something into the air.

The headline didn’t give me any clues:

non-toxic
and more effective
than ever.
it’s not magic
well maybe
a little.

Ok, so whatever it is, it’s non-toxic. So next time I’m out shopping for a non-toxic item, I’ll know what to buy.

The copy tells us that “non-toxic Spot Shot eliminates even the toughest carpet stains.” So it’s a non-toxic carpet stain cleaner.

(Note: Information here questioned the toxicity of a chemical used in this product. After a representative of the company posted a comment on the original post, clearing up a misunderstanding regarding different formulations of Spot Shot, aerosol vs. trigger, I’ve decided to delete the material relating to the formulation of the product. You can read the comment below.)

Botox Freezes the Expression

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Ah, Hollywood, where young girls go to sleep at night and dream of the day they can have their first Botox injection. Where plastic surgery and Botox combine to create faces that range from the strange and plastic-looking (Marcia Cross, Nicole Kidman) to the bizarrely unnatural (Joan Rivers, Joseph Biden, Janice Dickinson).

One thing that people who inject Botulinum Toxin (another way to say botulism poison) into their faces have in common is that they can’t raise their eyebrows. This limits the facial expressions they can make.

That’s why the headline of this ad, “Freedom of expression is what I’m all about,” is ironic.

Singulair’s Bad Poetry

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I’ll begin this post by saying that I don’t believe that drug companies should be advertising directly to consumers. If people have medical problems, they should see a doctor. If the doctor needs to write a prescription, part of his or her training is to know which medicine to prescribe. You’re not supposed to go to your doctor and say, “Hey doc, I saw a commercial on TV for bizfaxun brand of sciolopolonate that says it will take care of my embarrassing ear wax problem. Could you give me some of that?”

But the genie is out of the bottle and we’re stuck with pharmaceutical ads directed at patients. This ad for Singulair is just difficult to understand.

someone who’s got what you’ve got
is out doing what you’re not

What do they mean, “someone who’s got what you’ve got?” New sneakers? An Apple computer? Every episoide of  Monty Python’s Flying Circus on DVD? What?

I read the copy and found out they’re talking about asthma. I don’t have asthma. Why didn’t they just say asthma, instead of trying to be cute and poetic?

Just For Fun: Centraal Beheer Insurance (Netherlands)

Diet Dr. Pepper: Hold the Sprinkles

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When I first saw this ad for Diet Dr. Pepper, I thought they’d come up with a new flavor, something that tastes like candy or sprinkles. Then I looked at the copy and there wasn’t really anything explaining this image except “NOTHING DIET ABOUT IT.”

Then I started thinking about the sexual connotations of the ad. Then I decided they’re saying that Dr. Pepper is like eating an ice cream cone. Then I decided that I don’t really know what the heck they’re trying to do.

Oh wait there’s a coupon. Look closely—it’s for a free 2-liter bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper. But it looks like they don’t really want to give away any free soda, see how small the word free is compared to READ OUR LIPS.

Here’s a press release that I found on the web that has no year attached to it but might shed some light on this puzzling ad: http://tinyurl.com/bylqhc.

Then there’s this excerpt from Wikipedia:

In a unique marketing strategy, Dr Pepper entered a dare of sorts between themselves and Guns N’ Roses front man Axl Rose. They stated that if Axl Rose managed to release his new album, Chinese Democracy, in 2008, they would give everyone in America a free Dr Pepper. Chinese Democracy, which was in the works for fourteen years, was released on November 23, 2008.

Dr. Pepper put up a coupon for a free can on its website, however, the website to download the coupon was inaccessible throughout most of the day. In response to the difficulties, the option to phone in a request was made. After dialing 1-888-DRPEPPER the caller was greeted with an acknowledgment of the technical problems with the website and the caller was then allowed to enter their name, address, and email address to receive their free Dr Pepper. Due to the website issues, the offer was extended until 6 p.m. on November 24, 2008, yet several people still experienced problems registering.

Axl Rose is now suing the soft drinks manufacturer for a public apology, and undisclosed damages, alleging that it failed to honor this promise.

Vicks NyQuil Lets You Dance

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A few weeks ago, I talked about an ad for Vicks DayQuil (which was also a NyQuil ad). I pointed out that the image was strong, although there were a few problems with the implications of the image.

This new ad for NyQuil also uses a strong image. There’s a photo of an empty dose cup. The NyQuil that’s left in the cup forms the image of a couple dancing. The message of the image is that after you take NyQuil, you’ll feel better and you’ll be able to go out and dance.

In addition, there’s only enough copy to clarify the message of the image.

This one gets 5 monkeys!

5 Monkeys!

Slim-Fast Tosses The Cookies (And Donuts)

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Slim-Fast claims that you can drink one of their drinks for breakfast and it will curb your food cravings for up to 4 hours. To illustrate this, they’ve used the image of a can of Slim-Fast exploding some donuts.

Exploding food shooting out in all directions—it looks like vomit to me. I wouldn’t buy a product (especially a food product) that was being advertised with an image that looks like someone tossing their cookies.

Would you?