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In this utterly ridiculous TV commercial for Nikon’s Coolpix S60, “actor” Ashton Kutcher, the poster boy for the not-very-bright set, prances around at a party, reveling in the fact that he has an index finger, while Brian Setzer sings about “the man with the magic touch.”

While he’s doing his dork-dance, we can see that he’s showing off a photo of his good friend, the multi-talented musician, clothing designer, and all-around Renaissance Man, Diddy (or whatever he’s calling himself these days).

Beam me up, Scotty!