Monthly Archives: September 2008

Asics is Ahead of the Pack

The graphic design of this ad for Asics just blows me away. The creative use of type and angles make this one a winner.

Miller Genuine Draft 64: Who’s Counting?

Miller says: “You can almost count the calories on your fingers and toes.”

AdMonkey says: “This might be true if you’re really drunk and seeing double and you can’t count very well. 10 fingers + 10 toes = 20. Twenty is not almost sixty-four.”

Just for Fun: French TV Commercial

Bioré Gives You Unsubstantiated Claims

This ad for The Bioré Daily Recharging Collection contains unsubstantiated claims and a fudge (fudge is defined here as words that may be literally true that imply something that may not be true).

CLAIMS

  1. Takes toxins out and puts nourishing ingredients in
    This seems incredible on its face. Here are questions to ask:

    • Which toxins does it take out, specifically?
    • How does it take toxins out?
    • Where in the body do these toxins come out? Do they ooze out through the pores?
    • Which nourishing ingredients does it put in?
  2. Cleans away impurities
    • Which impurities does it clean away?
    • What are impurities, anyway?
  3. Infuses skin with powerful antioxidants and vitamins
    • How are the antioxidants powerful?
    • What benefit will the consumer get by rubbing antioxidants on her face? Where is the proof?
    • What benefit is provided by rubbing viramins on the skin?

FUDGE

  • Makes your skin look and feel healthier and just 3 minutes
    It sounds like they’re saying that use of the product will make your skin healthier. But they’re only saying that your skin will look and feel healthier.

Smithfield Fully Cooked Ham Convenience

Smithfield Ham sells ham but they sure don’t know how to talk about it. The awful mediocrity of this ad just makes me want to cry.

Really.

ThinkGeek’s T-Shirt Rocks

If you’re like me, you’ve been thinking: Why hasn’t someone invented a T-shirt with a drum kit on it that I can actually play? 

ThinkGeek has boldly gone where no store has gone before, and have done just that. Here’s their viral marketing video.

Pepperidge Farms Perfects Ontological Baking

Pepperidge Farm would like us to know that their Goldfish crackers are…Baked with real ingredients.

It’s good to know they’re not baked with imaginary ingredients—like all those other crackers.

Nestea Jumps on the Antioxidant Bandwagon

Antioxidants are the current big thing. You can walk down the aisles of the supermarket and see the word printed on tea, fruit drinks, and even apple sauce.

This ad shows Nestea jumping on the antioxident bandwagon.

It’s a well-designed ad. You’ll notice that although they’re screaming antioxidant, they don’t make any specific claims about antioxidants.

Anyone who thinks that they can stave off the effects of eating the typical processed, chemical-laden American diet by drinking iced tea or fruit juice is kidding themselves.

That’s because the whole antioxidant thing is a big lie. According to an article published in New Scientistentitled The Antioxidant Myth: a Medical Fairy Tale:

Since the early 1990s scientists have been putting these compounds through their paces, using double-blind randomised controlled trials – the gold standard for medical intervention studies. Time and again, however, the supplements failed to pass the test. True, they knock the wind out of free radicals in a test tube. But once inside the human body, they seem strangely powerless. Not only are they bad at preventing oxidative damage, they can even make things worse. Many scientists are now concluding that, at best, they are a waste of time and money. At worst they could be harmful.

Drink iced tea because it’s tasty and refreshing. Don’t drink it because you think it’s going to help prevent cancer.

Crest Spinbrush Pro Clean Rules OK

You just can’t argue with this ad. It has a powerful image that illustrates the message, a great headline, and easy-to-read copy that isn’t just noodling around.

Go Crest!

Just for Fun: Bridgestone