“My name is Mike. I like my shoes. I like to wander around and wave to strangers. It confuses them. Sometimes I grab onto signposts and walk around in circles for hours. It makes people laugh. I like it when people laugh. Sometimes people are mean and I don’t like it when people are mean. Sometimes I stand really still and pretend I’m a statue. Sometimes I pretend I’m a space alien and I speak Martian. I like birds. Sometimes I talk to the birds. I tell them about my shoes. The birds like my shoes. I like my shoes. Sometimes I hear voices inside my head. They tell me to do things. I like to scream at cars that go by. And I like my shoes.”
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